Sports Wannabes
About
Visit us on the web at //sportswannabes.blogspot.com or email us at sportswannabes@gmail.com. Rob -
Obviously the funniest and smartest of the trio, Rob has the most credibility of anyone on the show because of one simple fact—he was a collegiate mascot for three years, even being named the fifth best in the country during his senior season. This is still the greatest accomplishment of his 38-year-old life thus far. Presently, his favorite free-time activities include the following: jumpin’ down, turnin’ around, and pickin’ a bale of cotton; preparing to play badminton for the 2012 United States Olympic team; and narcissistically updating his FaceBook page every few minutes. If you really want to know what he has to say, visit his blog (it's listed below).
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Obviously the most dominant of the cute trio, Dan wants to make sure that all can internalize his phenomenal sports brilliance. He's been known to actually kick a soccer ball or two and has been seen in the general area of a tennis court more than once in his 39 years on this globe. Presently, his favorite free-time activities include the following: making fun of Rob, watching SportsCenter while eating Cheetos in his underwear (boxers, FYI), and practicing his Yahtzee dice-rolling skills. If you really want to know what he has to say, tough, because he's too damn lazy to have a blog. Just listen to the podcast--you'll get the gist.
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Drew-zuki -
Obviously the most stuck in the 80's of the threesome, Drew has been known to throw in the perfect pop cultural reference to literally any conversation, including the Best-Man toast at Rob's wedding. Presently, his favorite free-time activities include the following: eating brown-sugar-cinammon Pop Tarts, playing one-on-one full-court basketball, and trying desperately to get people to stop playing billiards on his horse-ball table o' fun. If you really want to know what he has to say, think 1980's and just go with that. You'll probably be right on target.